The lights slowly come on and all you can see is me standing in the middle of it all. The man that was supposedly done wrestling after WWG. The man that the fans look at and see themselves in. Yeah, I am not the traditional wrestler by any sense of the word. I am just a hardcore brawler that got lucky. I got some technical skill but I tend to rely on my fists first.
The empty spaces in my lonely life. Yeah, I go out and get drunk in front of many people. Everything that happens in my life I leave to fate. i take chances that most people would be scared to take. Inside, I am getting stronger mentally but my body is falling apart. The pain I have put myself through to get noticed. The fans that continue to chant my name throughout it all. The smile that is placed on my face and the tears running down my face.
I was gonna call it a career after my WWG run failed but the show must go on. My
legacy continues here. My moment in the spotlight has arrived again. I will keep going onward. I will march forward and won't back down. Even in darkness, I have stood my ground and kept going. I get ready to train yet again and get my body in condition for this match as my back is still healing.
I suffer from back spasms which can happen at random. Recent case was reaching for a stack of vegetarian pancakes. Yeah, I said vegetarian pancakes. I don't make meat pancakes. That does sound tasty right about now though. I also suffer from kidney stones due to my drinking. I have a lazy eye and a crooked tooth. I ain't perfect and if you wanna make fun of me for it. Go for it. Everybody has flaws that can be spotted if you look hard enough.
I was 24 when I started wrestling in this business. I started later in life than most of these other people. I am now 28 and still going strong. XWF World Champion. Those words still make me smile. The night I rose to the occassion and shocked the world. I went out to a bar in California and got drunk with my fans. I possibly went home with Bailey Jay and had sex. Who knows? I was pretty wasted that night. I drank many pints of Guinness, Rolling Rock, and Southern Comfort. I support the GTT Lifestyle. I go to the gym contrary to popular belief and I do tan. You already know I am a tranny lover by heart.
The lights go on and I get ready to step out to the ring one more time. The show must go on for one more run. The music blaring throughout the arena as the fans start screaming. Tears running down my face as I wave the flag of Ireland and drink my can of Guinness. I am Barney Allison Green, The common man.
The scene opens up inside of Green's apartment and we see Barney Green, dressed in a black and green 450 Wrestling Shirt with black khakis and black sneakers, standing next to Jeff Night, who is dressed in a white suit with white dress shoes. Green goes to speak.
Barney: I can't belive I agreed to another contract with another wrestling company.
Jeff: I believe in you. You still have a chance at reaching that main event plateau.
Barney: I could do it but at the same time, I look at it like this. I am 28 years old. Bad right knee. Kidney stones. Back spasms. I am powered by alcohol and the fans. That is why I keep going. Inside, I know my body is falling apart but the smile on my face will never fade. I am probably retiring by the end of this year. I might as well give what I can to 450 Wrestling.
Jeff: I give you credit for continuing to go. Now let's talk a bit about your opponent. Trent James. The Galatic Superstar. He is a bit of showman like you. Just more athletic and agile.
Barney: I know. Half of the wrestling industry is more athletic and agile than me. The only reason I keep going is the fans keep chanting my name. I will find a way to somehow win against the odds. He has held more World Titles than me but thats expected. It took me 4 years to win a World Title but I am content with where I am. I somehow wind up in the middle of the pack wherever I go which is fine with me. But they give me the chance to prove myself in the main event and I will shine brighter than anybody expects. Look at what happened in XWF. I somehow became World Champion.
Jeff: I remember that. Luckily you landed in the water because the boat blew up afterward and all of us somehow survived that.
Barney: Whatever happens at Adrenaline Rush happens. I will go out and do my best. I promise you that.
Green's cellphone starts to go off in his pocket and he answers it.
Barney: Hello? This is. I'm doing good, you? Thats great. I would love to be on the next episode of Family Feud. I got 3 wrestlers I can bring with me. Great. I will be in town in a few days. Thank you. Bye.
Green hangs up his phone and places it in his pocket. Green goes to speak.
Barney: Good news. We are gonna be on a special wrestler's edition of Family Feud. How would you like to team with me?
Jeff: That sounds good. You just gotta find two other people.
Barney: I know that. I know Davis Starfire wouldn't mind being on our team and I could always ask Foley Anderson. Hopefully they both say yes. Now let's get to planning out this because the show must go on.
The scene fades to black as Jeff Night and Barney Green continue to talk.
