Addicted To Love Pt. 2

~ Barney Green- Money Matters!!! ~

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The scene opens up where we last left off with Jeff Night and Barney Green getting ready to paint the house. Green is currently setting up the ladder against the side of the house as Jeff opens the paint. Green reaches for a paint brush as Jeff gets a rope to tie around the can so the can doesn't fall as it hangs up in the air.

Barney: I think we are ready to start doing this job. Paint this happy house with some happy little paint.

Jeff: It should be an easy task.

Green starts to climb the leaning ladder against the side of the house while holding the paint brush. He stops at the fourth rung and goes to speak.

Barney: Hand me that rope, please.

Jeff: Sure thing, Barn.

Jeff grabs the paint can with the rope attached to it and hands it Green. Green places his paint brush on the sixth rung and grabs the rope that the can is tied to and ties it up high on the ladder. He lets it go and reaches for his paint brush. He grabs it and starts painting the house. Jeff Night goes and grabs another can of paint and opens it as Green continues to paint.

Barney: Hope you are enjoying this, Mr. House. I am also making an appearance at Massacre this week as well. It should go well hopefully.

Jeff: That's good to here. I am gonna handle the bottom rows you can't reach, Barn. Get this done quicker.

Barney: That's fine by me. Now to put some of this beautiful burgundy onto the happy little wood siding. I can feel the nice warm sun on my back. This is gonna be great. Hopefully I don't get hurt or anything like that.

Green stops painting and places his brush inside the paint can and climbs down the ladder. He moves the ladder a few inches and climbs back up it as Jeff Night finishes the part he is working on and moves a few inches.

Jeff: We are making great time right now. How much are we gonna charge for this?

Barney: Judging by how it looks, $500 for the job. Add on another $100 for labor. So abot $600 total. Minus $50 for the paint and another $25 fort he brushes. That leaves us with a $525 profit. That leaves you with $262.50 and me with $262.50 profit so far. That looks good. Everything is split down the middle.

Jeff: Good plan, Barn. The only problem there may be is when I catch up to where you are. I might have to stop for a few minutes while you move your ladder through.

Barney: No problem, Jeff. After we finish this, I am supposed to report back home due to Mistress Randi's orders.

Jeff: You really are whipped, aren't you?

Barney: I really love her so I shower her with gifts and affections and hope that one day I won't have to do that. It's very difficult to pay my bills. I have to sometimes hide money to get myself an occasional treat. Yeah, I buy groceries and get to eat but other than that, I get nothing. I feel guilty having to hide 50 cents and wait until I get some more change and sneak out to the store to buy a cheap candy bar and not tell her about it. The house isn't even mine and I pay for it. But whatever makes her happy makes me happy as well.

Jeff: At least you will be able to get away from her for a bit when you are at Massacre and Anarchy.

Barney: Heh. She is gonna be at both events with me to ensure I am not gonna cheat on her. She don't need to worry about me but she is afraid I might sleep with a guy or something. The only woman on the roster is Mioyoko Kawashima. She is Nio's manager. I ain't gonna sleep with anybody on the roster. I give Mistress Randi her space and let her go out while I stay at home and clean the house when I am not working. At least then I can blow off some steam and watch some television. I don't know what she is doing out there partying with my money.

Green finishes the part he was working on and places his brush back inside the paint can. He then climbs off the ladder and and moves it a few inches over and climbs back on it.

Barney: I just gotta focus this week on Anarchy and make my presence known. Green Ranger is my first targer and he will be taken down. After that, the sky is the limit for me. My next goal to come after the current Hart Champion which is TNW. It could be Scott Charlotte after Snow Job but I honestly don't care. Whoever is better watch for Barney Green. My career is on the upswing again. Green Ranger stole my gimmick. I am gonna lock on the Green Dream and make him tap no problem.

Jeff: Good to see you are ready to go all out. I haven't seen you this motivated in a long time. I can see you as Hart Champion no problem.

Barney: Thanks, friend. I am glad to have you as a friend. I just wonder what show I will be assigned to. After all, this match on Anarchy was booked by Shane Carver just so I can get revenge on the Green Ranger. I still have to talk to Jonathyn about which show I am on hence why I am appearing at Massacre as well this week. I will also be at Snow Job probably. Cheering on the few friends I have left in this federation right now which are Hardcore Smitty and Outsider Stone. The two guys that I have a great deal of respect for in this federation. If it comes down to a six-man tag match, All they gotta do is give me a call and I will be there to help them out.

The scene fades to black as Green and Night continue to paint the house.