Hello everybody. Please stay tuned in. This is not Ryou Bakari Itemri. This is Barney Green. I can cut a promo. Maybe not as good as that short dwarf. I can tell you about my life like he does. Lets see.. I live in Las Vegas. I went to high school and graduated. Invested my money wisely and became rich.
My wrestling career started because I got bored working 9 to 5. I quit my job and trained with Foley Anderson. He taught me the business and then back stabbed me. He sided with Ryou. That dunderhead. Screwed me and left me to fight on my own. That ingrate. Time for a shot of Rolling Rock. That stuff is amazing. Reminds me of when I did the Green Ranger gimmick as a gag. It took off for some reason. I came out dressed as the Green Ranger and fans went nuts. It is time to bring back the Green Ranger gimmick. It is time for Erik Cade to experience a bottle of Rolling Rock cracked over his head.
Barney Green has drank your beer and this promo is done.
