I Want Candy

~ Barney Green- Money Matters!!! ~

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Fear Factory ft. Gary Numan- Cars



Let me tell you a bit about myself. My name is Barney Green. That is my real name. I was born February 17, 1985. I have seen many things take place in my life. Buildings that come and go. The only thing that has really stayed is my virginity.. ha ha ha. I may have lost to Chris Harris but whatever.

Chris Harris wasn't worth my time. I am not going to worry about the small fry. To think I get to write the transcript of the promo before I cut it. I could have been watching Strange Brew instead I took the job of writing down what that hose head says. Talking some shit about Bad Day Kid and Chad. Oh wait.. Gotta get back in character.



Sorry about that one. Anyway, I am going to win this match.