Go The Distance Pt. 1 of 2

~ Barney Green- Money Matters!!! ~

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Well.. I have lost four matches in a row and if you laugh at me, I will hunt you down and kick you so hard in your nutsack that when you blink, you will see them. I have no idea what to talk about. Maybe I should recycle old things I have said in the past like talk about my failed business. Maybe talking about having sex with trannies. Thats awesome though.

Hell, why even bother to try anymore? Everyone knows Mighty Kid is going to win this match just beceause he is a delusional kid who thinks he can fly. He isn't a superhero. If he is, then so am I. I have lasted 14 years drinking whiskey. Diego Velez is some mexican that eats Taco Bell or something. I really don't know nor could I care honestly.

Johnny Legend supposedly speaks the truth. Yeah, right. I could easily mop the floor with him. He is a joke that nobody laughs at. Hell, I have taken bowel movemnts that look funnier.

Xuanlong. Who? He really hasn't done much in the XWF. The xWo is a joke. I could beat every member in the xWo no problem. He is not a problem to me. I will outlast him.

Poetic Death. Ugh. That fool again. You have been doing the same crap since 2008 now. I can't believe it. Most people progress forward. You are the only person I have ever met that might have gone backwards. Honestly, drop that emo crap. The only person that was good at that was Dr. Emo and thats because he found his niche.

Why even bother trying to win this match. I get paid regardless of whether I win matches or not. I can assure you I will go the distance or something. I don't really know or care anymore.

All I gotta do is show up and wrestle somewhat. Do a few moves here or there and somehow win. Am I gonna win or am I gonna lose? History will be made...