Are you serious? How the fuck did I lose to Adam Abraham. Oh well. I lost because Famine Of The Vile got his panties in a bunch and came after me just to do it. I bust my ass off for this promotion just to watch that happen. I will tell you why it happens. They don't want me to succeed so they put obstacles like that in front of me and that is why it happens. Adam is a good competitor and i respect him for what he has done in the ring but even he knows it was a cheap victory. That is the facts right there. I came so close to winning but I am still the hero. The guy that overcomes odds.
The year 2006 rings a bell to me very well and I will tell you why. That was the year I lost my virginity and had sex with a woman. I pumped my cock deep inside her pussy and I came within a minute but as the years go by, I tend to last a bit longer. The trick is to try to relax and think of something like french kissing your grandma naked and then the erection practically fades. Last time I measured it, it came to about 2 and a half inches when I was erect. This is why 2006 is very important to me and I remember it well. I don't remember the girl because it just happened after drinking beer all night. All I can say is I got a happy ending out of it all.
I look back and reflect on my life. I remember my Uncle Charlie. The year was 1996 and that was the year I started drinking. My uncle was a drunk as well. He would sit in his house all day and drink beer. The only time he left the house was to buy groceries which was mostly ramen noodles with some meat thrown in and beer. I used to hang out with him a lot. He didn't care if I had a beer or two but he would make me stop after the second one. I enjoyed the taste and would drink with him. We would play cards and drink beer. Watch some tv and whatnot. All that fun stuff. That is when my alcohol problem started. At 12 years old sitting in a folding chair playing cards with my uncle. Fun times that was. I still talk with him to this day but its not like it used to be.
Do I blame my parents? I don't blame them for it because honestly, they tried their hardest to keep a roof over my head. My dad would would work twelve hour days and come in on Saturdays to get extra money to pay bills. My mom worked at the local burger place and would bust her ass off each and every day she could. She has done very well in her life without a high school diploma. I remember being home by myself sometimes and sneaking the occasional beer when nobody was home. I started to grow up on my own sitting in a room on a computer making videos in my spare time and doing all that stuff.
I remember when I relocated to Las Vegas during the beginning of my wrestling career. BG Studios which was run by me and a few other people. I was young and stupid back then as well now I am just old and stupid. i make mistakes in my life and I don't hide behind them. I move forward and continue partying with the Green Pack. Next party will be coming soon to a club near you. I will be sure to keep my Pack informed.
Sleepless nights since I won the World Title. I outlasted Chavez and got the belt in the best moment ever in my career. Green as World Champion was a shock to anybody. Sometimes its not about being the smartest or strongest. It's about how much you can take before you break down and start to cry from the stress. The pain and anguish that runs deep in my blood at times because my parents really don't have anything to do with me. Due to my alcohol problems, its amazing I can still continue to go at this rate at all.
Dark Kamen will be taken care of no problem. I just gotta lock on my finisher and it will be lights out. Time for Dark Kamen to go to sleep or something. I don't really know nor do I really care about him. Not worth my time really. I could waste time talking about him or I could go back to talking about myself which is what I do best. Do I dare keep mentioning him or do I just ignore him? He is nothing to me in the big picture. Yeah I am 11-12-0. I am on the ride of a lifetime right now. That fact is true and I don't deny it. I am ready to go now. I am Barney Green, your XWF World Champion. Later.