I told you so. I would win against Christian Reith. I went the distance and won. I stood my ground without the fans support. I don't care anymore what they think. Screw the fans. I just go out there and win matches. Legion is nothing more than a pathetic little pissant in my quest for glory.
The Mac Bry. Whatever you call yourself. I honestly don't know and honestly care less. I admit I have faked my death in the past. I admitted it was fake fast. When we step into the ring. The bell will ding. I will show you a straight fight. This is your flight. I am not talking about that damn Richard Wagner song either, fella. When we face off, you get two choices. Fight or duck. It would be wise to start swinging before I dislocate your jaw. I have a flaw. I suffer from kidney stones. I am pain-free right now.
I used to think I was weird because I was trying to find acceptance from the fans. Yeah, I live in a domination and submission relationship. I enjoy being dominated. No more do I drink. Tired of drinking from a dirty glass. Now, I met my own lass. She changed my life for the best. I wound up in rehab for a few months which WWG paid for. I came out of it and met Mistress Randi at a nightclub. We had a few dates and I left it to the fates. We wound up deciding on this relationship at an Olive Garden. She saved my life and showed me a better way to live.
Yeah, I work two jobs. I moved into a house that I pay a mortgage on. I live a peaceful life but those damn fans pissed me off. Especially when I am painting houses. They caused me to have to pay money for damage they caused by shaking my ladder. It got sickening. I used to have no problems signing autographs until the fans drove to my breaking point. They kept me drunk and enjoyed watching me make myself look bad. I had been pounding back whiskey since I was 12 years old. I can easily drink an entire bottle alone. I would be sitting in the bar drunk and lonely. Picking up shemales because I enjoyed having sex with them. I find them attractive. But now I am in a relationship with a woman. Yeah, I am an odd man. I admit the truth.
I have never hid behind a mask or any face paint. What you see is what you get. Don't need no smoke or mirrors. That is one of the few things I respect about you Legion. You show your true self instead of being a fake like half of the roster. The fact I am openly bisexual gets some people freaked out backstage. Sometimes, that is the best course of action. I don't discriminate. I got no problem beating the living daylights out of you regardless of sexual orientation.
Next up on this promo, I talk about the truth. I haven't had sex in a long time and I made an agreement to win 10 matches straight. This is gonna be entertaining. It's been about 2 months since I last had sex or even masturbated. I made that vow. Each night, I go out to win and I will do just that. I don't need a corny catchphrase to get over with the audience. I will stand my ground and keep on fighting. No matter what happens. I am a true brawler in the sense of the word. I go out to draw blood and leave my opponents bloody.
Mr. Jakob Hystaria. You better guard that Aslyum World Champiionship because I am coming for you. I have some history with you. GOnna take you to school and show you what a sober Green is capable of. You are looking at a former Pure Pride Champion, fella. Your reign as champion is gonna be over when we step into the ring.
I am just gonna end this promo soon. No reason to continue when my opponent this week is such a joke. I mean, who takes him seriously? I don't. Later.