Cry Little Sister

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I can feel the air blowing past my ears. The music makes me sway. The voices that run through my head. The memories that come back to me. The visions that cloud my head. The pain I have gone through. I know that at the end of it all, I will have to stand up for what I have done. Wrestling is my legacy. My passion. The moment I come out to the ring and hear the fans chant my name makes me cry. Its hard not to because of how happy it makes me feel. I am just a human at the end of it all. I want to leave on a high note. Instead of being another flash in the pan moment for my career where I am good for a short time and terrible the rest of it, I am going to make it happen. Make the victory happen and have the fans chant my name again.

Throughout it all, I regret nothing. I went back to the XWF and became World Champion. Lost the belt after a month reign. I was treated as a joke my whole run because nobody wanted me to succeed so I told them to go fuck themselves as I walked out the door to come back to WWG for one night. Who knows what will happen after that night? Could I sign a new contract? Its possible. I want to prove I still got it in my system. Even if I don't wrestle another match, I would rather know that I gave my all instead of phone it in like I tend to do at times. I represent Ireland each night I go out there even though I am not a real Irishman. I admit that. I am from Boston and have Irish heritage. I just choose to make a big deal out of it.

I remember a long time ago when I was nine years old and my friend, Jake Tanti, snuck out his fathers house with his fathers lighter and we walked out into the woods with it. The plan was to start small fires and put them out within five seconds before they got too big. It was all fun for the first four or five because we would stomp them out quickly. But before you know it, we got too carried away and the time hit 25 seconds. The fire took on a life of its own and we couldn't put it out. We both looked at eachother and had a moment where we realized it would be a good time to get the hell out of there. We ran two blocks to my house and I wound up telling my mother that we were walking by the woods and saw they were on fire. My mom, being the smart person, called the fire department and they put it out. Luckily, I don't think anybody ever knew we started that fire and I didn't get in trouble for it. Its simple. When you play with fire, you get burned.

The battle lines have been drawn tonight as I gear up for another battle and hope for the best. Hope I can pull out the win and pull out another miracle as I pound back another can of Guinness while Escape The Fate plays in the background. I am gonna getting loaded right now so I can unload later on in the night. Mistress Randi left me because I broke the rules. I took a trip to Las Vegas to find myself and found myself. I am the epitome of your local drunk. The Green Pack lives on.

What is the Green Pack? The Green Pack are my loyal fans that I go and party with before and after the shows. Even before the show, I will be outside the arena cooking up some food and partying with them. I sign autographs and take pictures for free. I don't charge money for autographs or pictures because quite frankly, I am not that greedy.

There really is no reason to bring up my opponents because they are irrelevant to me. Do i know who they are? Yeah. Jack Hoff. Jeff Danger. Sarah McKinzie. Christian Reith. The rest I could care less about. I am walking out with a title shot because I am the best wrestler in this match. I got the veterans edge because I have been wrestling for years. Christian Reith was a guy that showed a lot of potential. Shame he didn't stay around long enough.

Now lets look at who I might face should I somehow win this match. I could go after the Seductive Championship if I wanted to. I got no problem putting on a dress but I don't think the fans would like me too much if I did that. I could go after the Tag Team Championship. Hmm.. I just got to find a partner. I don't know. Next-Generation Championship. Sounds good to me. Slipshod is a beast and i wouldn't mind getting into the ring against him. Pure Pride. Former Champion. Dolph Ziggler would be a true challenge because he is that good. All Star Championship. Thaddeus Rains. I know his brother very well. He took my Pure Pride Championship. I could go after the All Star Championship just to piss off Desmond Rains and take the belt. WWG Championship. Scott Carr. You and I go way back and I will address you because you tried to end my career. If you are champion, I could decide to come after your belt just to humiliate you by winning it. My career is on the rise while you are just floundering right now. Jakob Hystaria. Tough competitor in that match. L pulled out the victory against me somehow. I honestly don't know how it happened. Desmond Rains. You and I have history as well.

I am the king of rambling as you can see because I can think of plenty to say about whatever I feel like talking about. I could talk about jacking off to porn, drinking beer, and eating ice cream. I enjoy doing all three together. I once had a rough night of sleep from doing that because i did it for three days straight. All I ate was ice cream and drank Guinness. I drink Rolling Rock sometimes but I prefer Guinness more. My tastes have changed over the years. Southern Comfort is wicked good. I don't have a fancy catchphrase like some wrestlers use. Later.