Friendship Is Magic

~ Barney Green- Money Matters!!! ~

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Cue up some great music as I prepare for my next match against Tyler Guevara. Tonight, the music playing throughout my ears is The Cab. I have turned a new leaf and am about peace and love. I represent loyalty and dedication. Maybe I haven't been around in awhile and been too busy hitting the bars partying with the Green Pack. I look at my age now and realize that I am 28. I won my first World Title in XWF and I know it doesn't count here but whatever. I went the distance that night and became World Champion. One day, I will be WWG Champion. That is my vow. I am the last true hero that WWG has left. This whole war between the Legends Army and The Contingent is tearing the fed apart. In the end of a war, nothing good happens. United they stand right now but divided they will fall. I have sided with the fans and will keep it that way.

I have been awake for days planning out my new sitcom pilot episode that is finally going to get filmed. Took me quite a few weeks of doing odd jobs to get the funds together to film this episode. I gotta take a greyhound bus out to Jacksonville to start the filming process for this show. So far, I plan on editing, directing, and producing this show by myself due to no one really liking the idea too much. Something about Green going out drinking and dating trannies doesn't appeal to mainstream media. I don't know why people don't like it. It seems the fans like me for what I am. Maybe its because I am a friendly face outside the ring and not a dick to them like some of the other wrestlers. Give me a beer and I will be your best friend. I try to maintain a positive outlook on life in general.

Beer helps a lot. Keeps me happy and carefree. I got plenty of friends in my life to keep me entertained. Foley Anderson is the man that trained me into the business. a 1x OLWF Intercontinental Champion who mentored me. The man that I will always have his back even though I hate that douchebag he hangs with named Ryou Bakari Itemri. I would love to fight him one day in a real fight. Jeff Night is my Art Garfunkel to my Paul Simon. Another one of my broskis that pretty much managed me in my earlier days and lives with me now. We go out and party together. Oscar Sullivan. The only man I met that has a love for the liquor like I do and can actually keep up with me when we drink in the bars. He is essentially my brother from another mother. I managed to convince them to help me with the pilot episode of "Green". This should be interesting. An Irish boxer, an old wrestler, a flashy manager and then you got me. Barney Allison Green. The name that is gonna produce this whole show and hope for the best. Hopefully a network picks up the show.

I am not a clever man but I got a heart of gold. I may not have a degree from Harvard or Yale but my determination is strong. I admit my flaws and don't hide behind the smoke and mirrors that some people do. I am myself and at the end of the day, I can smile at that. I can't believe its Friday night. I gotta get down to Jacksonville to visit the sets and start filming the first episode of "Green". Just hope for the best as filming starts Tuesday so after Legacy. I gotta jet back to Jacksonville and take care of business. In fact, I can show you the intro for the show I have planned.



I think it looks dashing and just needs a few fixes like adding more of the cast to it and some scenes from the pilot episode. Now lets talk about my match a bit. Tyler Guevara. The Human Lab Rat. Nice goatee by the way. You are going to be facing a former Pure Pride Champion. A true wrestler that can go the distance against anybody and make it look great. I may not have a six pack but I got a keg instead. I am not your normal wrestler. As long as the fans keep chanting my name, I will keep getting back up. No matter how much pain you put me through, I will get back up. I have experienced so much pain. Both physical and mental. Nothing you can say or do to me is going to hurt me. I just gotta lock in the Green Dream and you will easily tap out, fella. Sorry about your luck this week. You are just another notch in my belt. I got that title shot in reserve that I can use anytime I want. The Green Pack will be running wild, fella. I can already hear them chanting my name once my entrance theme starts playing. The WWG needs a hero and they got one in me. I got no problem taking you to school with my skills. I am powered by Guinness and Green Mountain Coffee. The greatest beer and coffee ever. Later.


The scene opens up inside of a local bar and we see our hero, Barney Green, dressed in a red "Funkasaurus" shirt and black khakis with black shoes, sitting next to Jeff Night, who is dressed in a blue shirt and blue shorts with white sneakers. Green goes to speak first.

Barney: In three hours, I board the bus down to Jacksonville and hope for the best. I just wanna try to get laid before I go on that journey down there because ever since Mistress Randi left, I have been restless. I want to get another girl so badly right now.

Jeff: Calm down, man. Just approach a girl and try your best. Use your star status to your advantage, man. Just be confident. Do what you gotta do.

Barney: Sounds like a plan, bro. I think I will just do that.

Green picks up his pint of Guinness and downs it in one go. Green stands up and places the glass back on the table.

Barney: Time to do it, bro.

Green walks adjusts his jeans and walks towards the dance floor. Green approaches a girl and goes to speak.

Barney: Hey baby, you wanna come back to my place and have a good time? I promise you I can go the distance in the sack and make you cum multiple times before I crap out on you.

Girl: Get lost, you loser. You are just another one of those small dicked losers that think they got a shot with any girl just because they think are a big shot. I know you are Barney Green and I am not a fan of yours. I got a question of my own for you. Are you one of those guys that tries to overcompensate for having such a small dick that they wear boxers to have so much room for something that is virtually nonexistant. You are probably one of those shy guys in the locker room that can't participate in the conversation of who has the biggest dick because you got nothing to work with now get lost and if you bother me again, My boyfriend will kick your ass.

Green runs off crying and Jeff gets up as Green walks out the bar. Jeff heads outside to try to comfort him.

Jeff: Calm down, man. Relax. It's okay. Everything is fine. She was just a bitch anyway.

Barney: She was mean and said things that were true. At least with a tranny, they won't make fun of you.

Jeff: Go back to dating trannies if that makes you happy. Stop trying to date girls because from what I seen, you have very bad luck. Go home and try to get yourself together, man.

Barney: Sounds like a good idea. I really should get myself together and just head out to Jacksonville.

Jeff: Sounds like a good idea, man. You gotta focus on your match as well against Tyler Guevara.

Barney: I got that in the bag. This episode is gonna be great for Green. I can feel it in my heart. Hopefully the show gets picked up by a network.

Jeff: I looked over the script and it looks good. I can't believe nobody really wanted to help you with this project.

Barney: It is what it is, bro. Anyway, I gotta get going. Gonna head home and take care of a few thing before I have to go down to Jacksonville. Later, Jeff.

Jeff: Later, man.

The scene fades to black as Jeff walks back into the bar and Green heads down the road towards his home.