A Fairytale of Boston

~ Barney Green- Money Matters!!! ~

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Welcome to Episode 8: Green Theft Auto IV. I am Barney Green, Your American Everyman. In my entire wrestling career, i have built a certain foundation. A certain luster to my career of broken beer bottles and crushed cans. I see the legacy I have left behind and it is good. I may not be as serious as Scott Carr or as nice as AJ Flare but I am the true partier of this whole match.

Looking through my history of injuries over the years. Its amazing how I can still wrestle. The rule when you step into the ring with me is to be prepared for what can happen. I am a big monster but I am friendly outside of the ring. Once I step out there, the thoughts that ring through my head. The nervousness. Especially when you see a younger guy who is trying to make a name for himself by wailing on "The Boston Brawler".

But what people don't realize is I have the ability to come back from major beatings due to my alcohol problems. I admit I drink hardcore. I have even wrestled drunk before. My career was built on the motto, "Drinking is life." I can still pound back a cool 40 rack by myself. I once went into a restaraunt and ate everything in sight. Even the butter. It was pretty good. I have stepped up before and will do it again.

Every time I go to the bar, I always make the ladies smile and they might feel the "Green Dream." People look at me and think that because of my weight, I don't have stamina but they are wrong. I can go all night. I once stayed up all night jacking off. I was pretty sore the next day though.

I have had sleepless nights training for my first match in WWG. Go to sleep at 4AM and get up at 6AM the same day ready to go. Drink a bottle of Jack and I am ready to go for the day. The air that rises through my body, through my mind, through the air, drives me a bit mad.

Maybe it has wrecked my mind but I have had a fun life so far. I fight the good fight even though my mind is slowly being fucked by the beer.