Welcome to Episode 9: GHL 2k11. I am Barney Green but you already know that if you are listening to me speak. So lets get nuts and get right down to business. Hey these nuts are salted. Oh well. I prefer honey roasted because those are awesome. Anyways, it seems I got snubbed and my rematch clause got overlooked. Desmond Rains isn't booked either so I don't get it.
I know The Formations game but they aren't going to break me like they want to. If I get fired, I will go out in style. You may even see the Green Dream. wink wink.
People compare my drinking to Shane MacGowans. I still have a few more teeth than he does but I probably come in the top 3 of worst teeth in the USA. They add character to have bad teeth. Look at Shane MacGowans teeth. Him and The Pogues are remembered because of it. That and many awesome songs.
I have stepped up my game a bit since I made my return to wrestling. I have walked many miles in my career and seen many fans. Fought in many places. I am a fun loving drunk. I love beer and sex. Hell, I will take anything I can get. I am a sex god pretty much. i may not have the biggest dick out there but I got amazing hands.
I was expected to do great in school but guess what, it took me five years to graduate high school. I pretty much went to school drunk a few times. I never really got into trouble for it because you just have to act a certain way. I could be drunk right now and you wouldn't know unless I told you. Years of practice have caused that.
I tried to play hockey when I was younger but the only thing they would have me play is goalie. Fun times though on the ice. I stopped many goals just by laying down in the net. I could never compete at NHL level though because I am over the weight limit. That and I am a clumsy ox on skates.
When I step out into the ring, I feel the blood flowing through my body. I get excited each time I get ready to fight. I walk down slowly to the ring and its amazing. Every opponent i have fought usually gives me the same look. I am a fat ass wrestler that is going to lose. I may be a big guy but it takes a lot to knock me down. I will keep getting back up like I always do.
I figure I am done talking for now.
The scene opens up in McGreevys Bar in Boston, Massachusetts. We see Barney Green, wearing a pair of black jeans and a green and black WWG Shirt, pounding back shots of whiskey. We see Jeff Night sitting next to him.
Barney: I see the game that people want to play against me. Gabriel Tizo is orchestrating this and laughing his ass off. Put me in a dark match that won't even be shown on Pay Per View. What a crock of shit that is. Tyler Hart is going to be in for a world class beating from me.
Green pounds back another shot.
Jeff: I know its bull crap but you have to roll with it.
Barney: I already have sent in the forms needed to the WWG Board to get my rematch clause. Hopefully I get it. If not, I will personally kill Gabriel Tizo if Scott Carr doesn't do it.
Jeff: I know you are angry but don't say things like that. He is your boss.
Barney: I am not too worried about that. He tried to have The Formation break me but its not going to work. He thinks he can injure me. I am a tank with a ferrari engine. You can't take me down. I am the Bobby Orr of the WWG. I am a consistent wrestler.
Jeff: Good luck in your match against Tyler Hart.
Barney: Thanks. I got a lot of heart to go the distance in this match.
The scene fades to black as Green continues drinking.
Its Shoot Time with Barney Green. Lets start talking about Tyler Hart.
You are just another speed bump in my way to the top. I will make you tap out with the Green Dream. The Mean Machine. You don't scare me. I can out trash talk you. The fact is you are just a pretender while I am the real deal.
You can try to bully me. You aren't a badass. I have drank more beer and fought more people than you will ever know about. The alcohol that flows through my veins will knock you out. I am going out in style against you.
So when we meet in the ring, Best of luck. You are going to need it, kid.
