I Came To Play

~ Barney Green- Money Matters!!! ~

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The Cure- Lullaby



Hello ladies and gentleman. The icon has come back to XWF for Lord of the Ring. Time to crack open another bottle of Rolling Rock and witness 17 more of these mini episodes showcasing my miserable life. I have been alive for 26 miserable years. Going on 27 next year. I lost my money because BG Studios went bankrupt and I kinda owed a lot of bar tabs.

I came back to this event just to prove I can hang with the best of them. Whether or not I win, I can take losing because this is going to be a crazy match. Lets see, the last time I went to the doctors, he told me I need to lay off the alocohol and lose some weight. I weigh 320 pounds and drink a case of Rolling Rock a day. Its not my fault I drink. Its not my fault I got rich off of a stupid production company that wasn't supposed to succeed. My dad told me he wanted me to get a job so I opened a phony production studio and got rich off a stupid cheesy movie called "The Bus Ride". The entire movie took place on a bus ride home. Was a stupid idea man. But you see, the idiots at Hollywood didn't think so and it made me rich for some reason. The more money I got, The more I drank and smoked cigars.

I am just a drunken broke loser who lives in a cheap apartment in New Bedford, Massachusetts. I am not a savior. Nor do I claim to be one. Will I ever maintain sobriety? Probably not. Will I live until I am 40? Probably not. I will be lucky if I hit 30 and I am happy with that. I love to drink. Especially when you get drunk and you think you are Superman. Fun times.

I am drunk right now talking to you. I plan on drinking another case of Rolling Rock today. The beer of choice. The beer of real men. I think I got what it takes for the XWF Lord of The Ring. Foley Anderson may have turned his back on me but thats okay because I have what it takes to go the distance. To go that far in the ring. Have to step up and enjoy another bottle of Rolling Rock.

Living in Las Vegas, Nevada was fun. I left because I had a lot of people that wanted to kill me. I owed too much money it wasn't safe to stay there. Late 2009 was the last time I stayed in Nevada. Damn addiction fucks up my life. Eh, time to get down to the seperate path of what way I will stand. I have no clue what I just said so just edit that out in post production or whatever. I don't care either way.

I never wanted success. I am still sick mentally. Sick physically. Sick psychologically. But alcohol is amazing just like my horse. My horse can make lemonade. Your horse can't. Wait, what? I don't even know anymore in my lifetime. Whatever happens in my life happens. I am willing to go toe to toe against anyone. I won't back down.

If my favorite hockey player can get up each day and play another game at 42 years old, I can win this match. I have to dig deep and represent Boston for one night only. Maybe come out in a black and gold jersey. Who knows? I don't predict the future. I am not a savior. Anyone who thought otherwise is just fooling themselves.

I have had sleepless nights training for this match. Go to sleep at 4AM and get up at 6AM the same day ready to go. Drink a bottle of Jack and I am ready to go for the day. Whoever doubts me has another thing coming. The air that rises through my body, through my mind, through the air, drives me a bit mad. Some say I am crazy because the alcohol has wrecked my mind.

Don't worry about me. I will be dead soon enough. I will sitting down in hell with another bottle of beer in my hand and my hand on my cock jacking off. Thats right, I went there in this promo. I don't even care.

You can call me a fat piece of shit all you want. You can say I won't ever lose my virginity. The jokes on them, I lost my virginity and it wasn't free. The only thing that scared me was when I realized that woman was really a man that did a great job dressing as a woman I might add. I don't even know why I just admitted that but ah well.

Maybe I am just giving you bad information or I am actually telling the truth. When you gamble in a casino, You gotta know when to walk away. You gotta accept the consequences that I doubt anyone was prepared for in this environment. I don't got anything to lose. I am not going to be the nice guy. I am not going to be the fan favorite. I don't care about the fans. This match will carry me onwards to greatness. Whether it be a World title match or not, doesn't really matter. Just to know I outlaster twelve other people makes me smile inside. The blood that will flow down my face.

I am a clown in some ways but I am more a drunk. I am clumsy but you gotta watch out when a freight train hits you like myself. You will feel my Boston Rage. There is so little time left for the words so I gotta jet.

The words have spoken for themselves.