CrushCrushCrush Pt. 1

~ Barney Green- Money Matters!!! ~

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Look who it is. XWF's most hated right now. Like I could really care. The fans brought it on themselves. You slowly grow frustrated as you get overlooked. New talent gets the bigger paydays while I play second fiddle. Call it a bad attitude if you want. It seems the XWF likes to play games. Yeah, I fired back. Contract expires on the twenty-sixth. Seriously though, I am ready for Andrew Mason. When you step into the ring with a man that doesn't care, you learn two things. First thing is duck and hope you don't get badly injured. Second thing is swing first and hope it counts. You better hope it knocks me dead in my tracks because I am a lion ready to pounce. Ready to destroy you with my fists.

I got my list. I don't care who I have to go through anymore. If a fan tries to intervene, I am gonna pop him right in the jaw. Then he will get attacked by the long arm of the law. Maybe I do have a flaw. I don't drink the company koolaid and will call out bullshit when I see it. Guess what? Holding me back isn't gonna happen. The so-called megalomaniac will see what a true maniac is capable of. Just let me show you the rage and agony I have been put through. The debt that has been saddle onto me. Fee after fee.

I am not afraid of dying. I ain't lying. If I was lying, I would say I feared death. I have watched my blood spill numerous times in the ring. The copper tasting liquid pouring down my throat. I love it. I don't hate what I have become. See what happpens when you let a man sober up a bit. You fans may not like the picture anymore but I love what I see. Time to raise some hell and let the blood spill.

Mr. Mason, it would be in your best interest not to show up. I wouldn't if I was you. I am here to show you why I am the best at what I do. I may not be the most technical wrestler but I will beat your brain into jello. Aftewards, enjoy a can of Mello Yello. A job well done for the Green Man. You will crash and burn. No more Mr. Nice Guy. Literally for me. I am done for now. Later.


The scene opens up inside of Barney Green's house and we see Green, dressed in a blue and white t-shirt with dark blue khakis, black sneakers and a black and silver collar around his neck. He has a mop in his hand as he is mopping the kitchen floor while Mistress Randi is getting dressed in the bedroom to go out to party in the clubs. Green places the mop inside the bucket and drains the water out. He then opens a closet which is filled with cleaning utensils. He places the mop inside and then he grabs the bucket and brings it towards the sink. He dumps the murky water down the sink and runs the sink for a minute to get rid of the remainder. He shuts the sink off and carries the bucket towards the storage closet. He places the bucket into the closet and shuts the door. He exits the kitchen and walks into the living room. He gets down on his knees and awaits instruction.

Barney: Are you almost ready, Mistress?

Mistress Randi: Yes, slave. Just give me a few more minutes.

Green goes silent and just waits on the ground. Mistress Randi exits the bedroom dressed in a teal colored v-neck tanktop with a pair of black shorts on and a pair black stilletos. Randi goes to speak first.

Randi: Good, slave. I am proud that you have learned your place and learned that you only serve one person. That one and only person is your Mistress. Since you have learned that, you can watch some television tonight after you clean up my bedroom and don't break anything this time. You may invite a friend over if you want to, slave.

Barney: Thanks, Mistress.

Randi: It's time for me to go. All I need is your credit card, slave.

Barney: Yes, Mistress.

Barney reaches into his pocket and grabs his wallet. He pulls it out and opens it. He reaches in and pulls out his Discover Card. He hands it to Mistress Randi and then shuts the wallet. He places it back in his pocket. Mistress Randi walks towards the front door and reaches into her pocket for her cellphone. She opens the door and exits as Green stays down on his knees. Green gets up and walks towards her bedroom. He enters it and sees a slight mess. He walks starts by going to make the bed. He grabs the pillows and places them on the bed. He then grabs the blanket and fitted sheet. He places them on the bed and makes the bed. He then picks up the clothes on the floor.

Barney: Cleaning the room. Cleaning the room. You can tell by the way I use my moves. I love cleaning the room. Whack-fo-la-de-da.

Green throws the clothes inside of a hamper. He then reaches into his pocket and pulls out his cellphone. He opens it and dials a number. He places the phone to his ear and goes to speak.

Barney: Hey, Jeff. You wanna come hang out over here for a little bit.

Jeff: Sure, man. We can discuss strategy for your next match and maybe have a beer or two.

Barney: You can have that. I am enjoying my sobriety right now. That sounds like a good idea. Anyway, man. Just knock when you get here because I just gotta tie up a few loose ends real quick.

Jeff: Alright. See you in a few.

Green hangs up the phone and goes back to cleaning as the scene fades to black.