:::I am inside of a Denny's with Foley Anderson and I am eating a Grand Slam breakfast. This Denny's looks in terrible shape.:::
Foley: This isn't how you prepare for a match. That's your fifth Grand Slam Breakfast. You are really getting fat. Evan Pierce is going to win this if you don't calm down with the food.
Barney: That jive turkey thinks he can call me a little girl when it is himself who is a little girl as I will totally own that sumbitch in this match. Barney Green is so original compared to Evan Pierce. When I think of Evan Pierce.. I think of Brad Pierce and I see red after that. Evan, You may or may not be him but I am going to treat you like you are him and I will knock your teeth down your throat. When I am through, You will be going for major surgery on your ass as they will have to reconstruct it after I kick it out the ring. I will dominate you in this match like I did to Agony last week because I am sick of jive turkey's like you not respecting this business.
Foley: You tell him, Barn. Thats what this business is about. Its about being serious, original, and having respect for the fans.
Barney: And another thing, That little shit for brains better kiss his ass goodbye before I kick it out the ring. I am the main attraction that Impact has because I got some dance moves going down. Oh, You are Evan Pierce. A big pompous asshole who thinks too highly of himself and will get knocked out. You are a jive turkey and will be experiencing some pain. You can try to fight but I will do an examinzation on your face with my fist. I am Nightwing and you are Two-Face. I am going to make you look like Two-Face when I am through. Anyway Foley, You want to go to BG Studios when I am done eating?
Foley: Sure.. I guess. Why do I need to go? I have to prepare for a match.
Barney: Exactly.. Voice your thoughts for once instead of bottling them up.
Foley: I don't bottle my thoughts up, sucka. You keep that up and you will go home without any desert.
Barney: Sorry, Foley. Its just that these idiots make me laugh. Evan Pierce, he can't fight his way out a bear pit on a greasy griddle driving down Rodeo Drive.. Wait.. What? Anyway, thats not the point, Like I said to Delrod earlier that I am going to clean out Pierces clock. Leave him a bloody mess and make him wonder what happened? All I have to say on him is he is a joke.
Foley: Who is Delrod?
Barney: Delrod's the dude that delivers my mail and be stylin and profilin. Woo!
Foley: Umm.. What are you talking about? I just asked you who Delrod was and you lost me with all that jive talk.
Barney: Delrod delivers my mail and thats all. I really need a nice girl that can show me some loving. I need it.
Foley: When I was your age, I was married but my wife divorced me over finding some pills in my bag because I did Speed back in the day to keep going. Its out my system.
Barney: Where that damned waiter at? I want my booze!
Foley: Act more mature. Simmer down there. Heres a set of keys.
Barney: OH SHINY! I like SHINY! I WANT MY BOOZE THOUGH!
Foley: Quiet down a bit. Stop acting that way.
Barney: Eh.. I am back I think.. Why is Wollenburg coming after me?
Foley: Who is Wollenburg?
Barney: My alter ego that slits his wrists and junk. He also censors people. This sucks. Damn amnesia that hit me.
Waiter: Sir, I am going to have to ask that you leave because people are trying to eat but they keep stopping to look at you because you have eaten 5 Grand Slam Breakfasts.
Barney: Oh really? Let me tell you something you jive headed gatorade brain, Your chef back there can't cook correctly. Let me show him how its done.
Foley: I am sorry for my friend here. He doesn't know what he is doing.
Barney: Please, these fools can't cook. Let me back there.
:::I walk to the bathroom and wait in there as Foley Anderson goes to pay the bill. I watch a waiter enter the restroom and I strike and whack him with a toilet plunger. He falls over. I then kick him in the ribs while he is on the ground. I pick him up and nail the Stock Market Crash on the floor. I grab his outfit and put that on and walk out the bathroom whistling. I walk into the kitchen and go into the back where the grill is and start yelling at the cooks.:::
Barney: What kind of morons does this place hire? You chefs can't cook worth a damn. In fact, I can cook better. Get me the pancake batter, you jive turkeys.
Chef: Who the hell are you?
Barney: Umm.. Peter Griffith?
Chef: The Peter Griffith? If you were him.. I have one question.. Why are you dressed as a waiter, Lloyd? Get the fuck out my kitchen before we serve Sloppy Lloyd's.
:::I grab a spatula and hit the chef with it. Now there is chaos in the kitchen as I grab a pan that has eggs in it and threw it at another chef. The chef that got egged is on the ground in pain. Waiters are running back here as a chef shouted for help. I grab a boiling pot of water and poured it on one of the waiters feet. The waiter is jumping up and down in pain. I grab another spatula and start fighting them all. Its a mess back here.. Water..eggs...sodas.. All over the place.. Foley Anderson is now in the kitchen.:::
Foley: What the hell are you doing Barney? I have to apologize because my friend here has lost his mind since his stock went the way of the dodo.
Barney: C'mon.. Chefs.. You want a war, you got a war.
Waiter: Get that idiot out this kitchen.
Barney: Idiot? How about your face is an idiot! Your granny eats goat cheese, boy.
:::I watch a bunch of waiters grab me and they drag me out the back door and I go flying in the trash as Foley Anderson follows.:::
Foley: Look what you did.. Are you eating garbage now? I can't take it anymore.
Barney: This burger is still warm. Its good.
Foley: Oh for crying out loud. You aren't going to be able to leave Green Mansion without a forklift if you keep this up. You are getting dumber it seems instead of smart.
:::I climb out the dumpster and land out the ground with a thud. I get back up and dust myself off as I notice Foley has a disgusted look on his face.:::
Barney: What? I got exercise. I lost two pounds climbing out the garbage and fighting with the chefs.
Foley: Get in the car and stay there. We are going back to Green Mansion. I seriously need a drink or something because dealing with you is like dealing with that dog I once had.
Barney: What happened?
Foley: I got rid of him. The state of mind your in, I could get you commited for a long time. Just shut up and get in the car.
:::I get into the car and Foley climbs in and starts the car up as I put my seatbelt on and we drive off.:::