I have never trained harder in my career for this match. I have travelled many miles in my career. Wrestled all over the country. Honed my skills in America, England, Canada and even Japan. Although, I will never be going back to Japan after my last tour there. It was terrible. I got stuck in coach next to a guy who wouldn't sit still. He kept leaning on me and doing things. He even ate my meal when I stepped out to use to bathroom real quick. I wasn't happy and I plan on never going back.
I am not a deathmatch wrestler but I got booked in a few over there. I am just a brawler. I broke my jaw during a match there. Wasn't fun when you can only drink liquids and can't eat solids because your jaw is broken. That happened during a hard hitting match. I won but at what cost?
I was glad when I landed back in America. That was the tour from hell for me. I got locked out my hotel room and because I didn't speak much Japanese, I had to sleep in the hallway. It wasn't fun when the cleaning lady started yelling at me to get in my room and I am trying to explain to her that I can't because I don't have a key. Luckily, one of the wrestlers on the tour helped me get back into my room. Like I said, I will never go back.
I remember touring Canada. Now that was a fun tour. I got drunk just about every night on tour. I didn't drink before the matches though because I had to be alert for them. The worst mismatch was when they booked me against a cruiserweight but we made it work somewhat. Had him do the flips and I do all the brawling. I didn't win but I was okay with it. I accidentally got hit with
a chair during the match because my manager screwed up and hit me instead.
Now, I have to travel back to California for the XWF Fan Expo because I agreed to be there. I will be in the Bud Light Lime booth. Anywhere there is beer is where I will be. Yeah, I have a problem. The alcohol has a magnet that draws me to it. Nothing beats drinking Southern Comfort. That stuff is like a liquid orgasm for your mouth.
I will behave myself in California. I don't need another lawsuit against me over stupid stuff. So what, if I peed in a mailbox. So what, if I attacked that fan. he shouldn't have made me spill my beer. I also hate the overpriced beer they try to sell you at Boston Bruins games. You get it in a plastic cup. Its not like its a full bottle you get. Maybe its because they don't want drunk fans attacking each other. I don't know.
I step into the ring at Rage In The Cage alone. I have no alliances with anybody. I am friends though with them Liles Boys. If it ever came down to a situation where they needed help, I would have no problem helping. Same goes for Hardcore Smitty. I got his back.
Mattaki Fuckashoe..The only one that has really made any noise about me. I am not too worried. He talks about perfection. I am anti-perfection. I make mistakes like every normal human. I am willing to go the distance against you to prove myself. I can go the distance against you. You are a newcomer to the XWF, bro. I am an XWF Original and proud of it. I busted my ass off for many years to get this opportunity to prove myself and if you think for one second I am going to lay down so you get the victory. You got another thing coming, bro. I will keep getting back up just to prove something to you. You can hit me with whatever move you want. I will keep kicking out.
Wisdom Curtis. The guy that I thought would say something has yet to speak. He is too busy looking into his mirror or something. I am going to prove to you why they call me The Boston Brawler. I have no fear of you. You may be undefeated but that streak ends tonight.
The Dark Shadow. Why do I even bother mentioning you? You are nothing of substance or value to this match. I got bigger fish to fry. You are just a waste of my time.
All three of my opponents are going to take a fall when I pull out the victory. It just feels like its time for me to go and prove myself against the opponents that get thrown at me. Yeah, I lost to Neptune but I didn't get pinned. It was a three way dance and I happened to be unlucky that match.
The scene opens up in the XWF Fan Expo and we see Barney Green, dressed in a black and green XWF shirt and black khakis with black sneakers, sitting inside the Bud Light Lime booth. He is drinking a few shots when he is approached by a fan.
Fan: Hey, I know who you are.
Green looks up and smiles at the fan.
Barney: Who am I?
Fan: You are Barney Green. The Boston Brawler. I can't say I agree with the hockey team you cheer for but you are a decent wrestler. I figured it was a gimmick you see on tv that you portray.
Barney: Kid, I have been drinking for a good 14 years now. I don't plan on quitting.
Fan: Wow. Thats cool. Can I get an autograph.
Barney: Sure.
The fans hands Green a picture of Green in Action. Green signs it, "To My Greatest Fan, Barney Green." The fan takes the picture back.
Fan: Hopefully, You will pull out the win at Rage In The Cage.
Barney: I will try my best to win and not let down my fans. As long as you keep chanting my name, I will keep getting back up.
Fan: Thanks for being a cool person to chat with.
Barney: No problem, kid.
The fan walks away and Green goes back to drinking.
Barney: Ah. Now this is the stuff. Drinking good beer and its free. Thats my idea of America. Land of the free and beer.
Another fan walks up to Green and goes to talk to him while Green is drinking the cup of beer.
Fan: I think you are an overrated wrestler. There is nothing spectacular about you. You are just shock value and some comedy thrown in. How you got this match is amazing because quite frankly, you suck.
Barney: Thats fine. You can hate on me all you want to. I honestly don't care. You aren't the first person to badmouth and you won't be the last to do it. Now make like my pants and split.
The fan slaps the cup out of Greens hand. The beer spilling on the floor. Green, filled with rage, goes to stand up.
Barney: Nice try, little boy. You aren't going to piss me off and get me in trouble with Johnny Law. Security! Can you remove this kid from the premises?
Fan: Fuck you, you fat bastard.
Security shows up and removes the fan from the event while Green waves goodbye to him. Green leaves the booth to go the bathroom as the scene fades to black.
