Shot Through The Heart

~ Barney Green- Money Matters!!! ~

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The Scene opens up inside Green Mansion and we see a bandaged up Barney Green talking with Foley Anderson inside the living room. Green is wearing a black shirt with a white stripe across it with a pair of gray jogging pants on. Green has a pair of Vans on. Foley is wearing a red and black tank top with a pair of black khaki's on. Foley is wearing a pair of sneakers. The living room has a black couch with two zebra striped pillows on it and a flat screen LCD TV on the wall. Green is watching his match against Mr. Amazing from Purple Haze.

Barney: That is where I messed up in the ring.

Foley: Yeah.. You think. You did good though so I am not too angry. You did good with the notice you got. I give you much respect for that. Did you hear?

Barney: That I got promoted? Yes I heard.

Foley: Not that... You are facing Mr. Amazing and Luna Chick. Mia Sanchez is your tag partner. Did you hear what Raven said? He dropped a promo tearing you a new one. He called me the worst manager of all time.

Barney: HE DID WHAT? I DON'T CARE IF HE TRASHES ME BUT TO TRASH YOU? THAT COCKSUCKER WILL BE PICKING UP HIS TEETH WHEN I AM THROUGH KICKING HIS ASS ALL OVER THE PLACE!

Foley: Easy there, Barn. I know you have a great deal of respect for me and all but calm down. Count to 10 or something.

Barney: I WILL NOT FUCKING CALM DOWN! HE INSULTED YOU! THAT WHITE SHIRT WEARING CLAM DIGGER! HE FUCKING WANTS TO SEE HARDCORE! I WILL SHOW HIM FUCKING HARDCORE IN THAT RING WHEN I BASH HIS FACE IN WITH MY FIST! HE CALLS ME REMEDIAL? THAT FUCKER CAN'T WRESTLE HIS WAY OUT OF A CARDBOARD BOX! I AM CAPTAIN AMERICA TO HIS RED SKULL! I WILL CAVE HIS SKULL IN! HE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO WALK AGAIN BECAUSE EVERY TOE AND HIS FEET WILL BE SHATTERED SO BADLY! HE WILL WISH HE DIED IN THE RING AGAINST ME!

Foley: Settle down... Don't do anything rash. Count to 10. Do your deep breathing exercises or something.

Barney: THAT GUY WANTS TO BADMOUTH YOU OF ALL PEOPLE. SOMEONE THAT I RESPECT. I AM TEAMING WITH HIS BITCH THIS WEEK. THAT BITCH WILL BE DANCING IN SLEDGEHAMMER STREET IF SHE SCREWS ME OVER BECAUSE I WILL LEAVE THE RING AND WALK BACKSTAGE.. I---

Barney Green falls to the ground, clutching his heart with his left hand, as Foley Anderson looks shocked. Foley runs for the phone and calls an emergency number.

Foley: Hello? We need an ambulance at Green Mansion.. Barney Green has had a heart attack I think.. We need someone here stat. I will attempt to perform CPR on him. Stay on the line with me.

We see Foley Anderson put the phone down and start performing CPR on Barney Green as he lays on the ground motionless.

Foley: Major Mayday out here.. Barney Green has had a heart attack.. Someone get help..

We see a butler come running out and start to help performing CPR as we see the chef come out the kitchen and open the front door. Foley continues to perform CPR as he starts to sweat. The butler is trying to help. Green starts to breathe faintly. We hear sirens and see a set of paramedics come running in with a stretcher.

Paramedic: Oh boy.. He is going to be hard to lift.. We might need more people..

Foley: Oh for crying out cornflakes, Gabriel and I will lift him onto the stretcher. He is breathing faintly. Get him to the hospital, now.

We see Foley, Gabriel, and the 2 paramedics lift Green onto the stretcher. The paramedics start to head back outside and Foley follows suit. They get the stretcher into the ambulance and we see Foley get inside the ambulance.

Foley: Gabriel, watch over the house. Stay here.

Foley gets into the ambulance with the paramedics and they shut the door. The ambulance starts speeding down the street. The siren is blaring as Green lays motionless. The ambulance drives up towards Mercy Street Hospital. The Ambulance stops towards the back and the doors fly open as they wheel Green out the ambulance. They start hooking him up to oxygen. They push him inside as Foley jumps off the ambulance and he follows them as far they will let him go. He gets stopped at a set of doors that won't open without a code. He goes and sits in a waiting room as a nurse approaches him.

Nurse: Mr. Anderson?

Foley: Yes?

Nurse: Barney Green is responding positively to the surgery. Right now, we have found the problem in his heart. It was a clogged artery that caused the heart attack so Dr. Sanford and Dr. Kaiser have started the bypass surgery on Green. He should be okay. I will let you know if anything changes.

Foley: Thank you.

The nurse heads back into the operating room as Foley heads outside. He walks outside and pulls out his cellphone. He dials a number.

Foley: Hello! Jeff Night, get over here and bring Platinum with you. I am at Mercy Street Hospital. Green just had a heart attack. I am going to try to get in touch with Associate.

Foley hangs up the phone and dials another number.

Foley: Hello! Associate, get to Mercy Street Hospital.. Green had a heart attack and is located here. Get down here as soon as possible. Jeff Night and Platinum are coming.

Foley walks back into the hospital and goes to the cafeteria. He gets a slice of pizza and a bottle of grape soda. He pays for it and sits down. He eats the piece of pizza. He throws out the plate. He takes the grape soda with him and takes a few swigs as he walks towards the waiting room. He sits down in a chair and grabs a random magazine with Green's face on the cover. He starts reading it as Jeff Night and Platinum come running towards him.

Jeff: We came as soon as we heard. What is going on?

Foley: They needed to perform a triple bypass on him because his ticker got clogged so Dr. Sanford and Dr. Kaiser are going to bypass the blockage. I also called The Associate. The nurse said Green is responding positively towards the changes. I managed to get him breathing again.

Platinum: I wonder what is going through his head right now..

The scene changes to inside Barney Green's "head" as we see a shot of Barney Green back into his days as the Green Ranger.

Barney: Go Green Ranger Go! Tonight, citizens, you will witness the greatness that is the Green Ranger as I eradicate and destroy Sean Memphis in a match.

We fade to another scene of Green back in his Prankster days.

Barney: What you do is you place a line of scotch tape in front of the door and when the person walks in, he will get the tape stuck to his head and it will be funny.

We fade to a different scene of Green back in his first match on the circuit.

Barney: The Green Knight is here to stay. You Wanna Get Nuts? Lets Get Nuts!.

We fade into another scene of when Foley Anderson and Barney Green met.

Foley: Hi, I am the "Real Deal" Foley Anderson.

Barney: Hi, I am Barney Green and it is an honor to meet a legend like yourself.

Foley: Thank you. I am looking for someone to train now that Ryou Bakari Itemri is gone. He was a crazy guy.

Barney: Yes he was.. You wanna train me?

Foley: You look like a decent wrestler on the scene. why not..

Barney: Thanks. I will try my best.

The scene goes blurry and we see Dr. Sanford and Dr. Kaiser working on Green. They are sewing him shut.

Kaiser: That was a success. Hopefully Green will be okay..

Sanford: I think he will be. He weighed in at 320 last time he was here. He is down to 280 so it is good. He must be trying to lose weight at home. Shame he lost his temper over a petty squabble.

Green slowly opens his eyes and looks at the doctors.

Sanford: Glad to see you have waken up, Mr. Green. You had a heart attack. You should be fine now. Just don't do anything dangerous like wrestle.

Barney: I can't promise you that I won't wrestle. Anyone out there for me?

Sanford: You are one stubborn man. Foley Anderson is out there and a few other people.

Barney: Can you send them in?

Sanford: Ok..

The doctors leave the room as Barney goes and plays with the bed. Foley Anderson, Jeff Night, and Platinum enter the room.

Foley: Glad to see you are okay.

Barney: Thanks for reviving me. I credit you for saving my life, man. You have been there for me all these years in this business and taught me more then anyone else I have known.

Foley: Thanks. I called The Associate while you were in and he said he would be here as soon as he could make it.

Jeff: Glad to see you are okay, buddy. You have aided my career. To lose you would be a tragedy.

Platinum: I am happy that you are still alive and kicking.

Barney: Yeah.. I will not die. I am prepared for my match at Anarchy against Luna Chick and Mr. Amazing. I have faced Mr. Amazing before. I lost but it was a fluke. Luna Chick, Andy Simco is still a better wrestler then you. Go back to Impact and job to him some more. Chick, Monkey is calling you. He misses his easy wins. Sentinel even was better then you. Amazing, you won by accident. The only reason you won was because I fucked up. You also were a terrible tag champion. Dan Malcolm carried the team. Amazing Saints, my ass. Nothing was Amazing. Vinnie James, whoever you are, you are in for a rude awakening. YOU WANNA GET NUTS? LETS GET NUTS!

Foley: Nice catchphrase. Good luck in the ring this week. How in the name of Captain Picard are you going to get out this hospital though?

Barney: I will figure a way out. Foley just needs to distract them while I climb out this here window.

Jeff: I doubt this is going to work. If it does, meet at the Night Mobile, okay?

Barney: Okay.. Lets go.

We watch Foley go outside the room. Barney gets out of bed and he opens the window as Jeff Night and Platinum watch. Night is standing by the door. Barney climbs out the window and lands outside. He takes off running. We follow Jeff Night and Platinum as the exit the room. They start walking towards Foley Anderson and the 3 of them take off running.

Jeff: To the Night Mobile.

We watch the three of them get out the hospital and they catch up with Green. The 4 of them are heading towards the Night Mobile. Jeff unlocks the doors from his hand. Foley makes it into the car. Jeff uses the starter to open the trunk. Barney climbs inside. Platinum shuts the trunk. Jeff gets into the front seat. Platinum climbs into the back. Jeff starts up the car and backs it up. The Night Mobile starts to move forward as they escape. The Night Mobile leaves the parking lot.

Jeff: I can't believe this worked.

Foley: No kidding. I wonder how long it will take them to notice Green is missing. I better call The Associate to let him know.

Platinum: It worked somehow.

Foley takes out his phone while the Night Mobile goes to park at a local McDonalds to let Green out the trunk.

Foley: Associate? Don't go to the hospital. Green isn't there. He escaped from the hospital and we helped him. Meet at Green Mansion later on.

Jeff gets Green out the trunk and he climbs into the backseat with Platinum. Jeff gets back into his car after he slams the trunk shut.

Barney: I told you it would work. Now onto serious business, Five Star Attraction has to grow. Me, Mooks, and Chambers are the future. The Prophecy is a joke. Mia Sanchez, you may be my tag partner but I don't respect you at all. You are just another bitch. Luna Chick, I have no problem with you but you are caught in the cross fire literally. You and Amazing. Amazing, I hate you so much. You are a first class loser hands down. Why have you guys been silent about me? Is it because you fear me? I think you both do and as I said before. You Wanna Get Nuts? Lets Get Nuts!

Platinum: Betta Than Gold, Baby.

Foley: What made you think I could distract them long enough?

Barney: You get long winded sometimes and that is why. We should head back to Green Mansion and plan out everything. "Mr Amazing" Vinnie James, you are a joke beyond a joke. You beat me by accident. There will not be a 2nd time. You can take that to the bank. In fact, I hope you do bet on this match and bet against yourself because you will be doing youreslf a favor. You will make a boatload of money doing that because I plan on winning and taking you to school in the process. The School of Ass Kicking. You and Luna Chick will see what I am capable of. Luna Chick, I would love to bang you but you are on the other side and my opposition so good luck as you go down on your back but you are probably used to that. Except, This time is different. There will be no penetration of any kind. Just a pin. One..Two..Three..

Foley: I can't believe you. You are a pervert.

Jeff: I never expected that from you. You always come off as an easygoing type person.

Foley; We almost there yet?

Jeff: Yes we are.

Barney: Turn in and park up front. I see The Associates car.

The Night Mobile parks up front and Jeff Night turns off the car and locks the doors. Green, Night, Platinum and Foley exit the vehicle. All 4 walk up the stairs and enter Green Mansion. Barney stops by the fridge while the other 3 continue towards the living room where The Associate is waiting. Barney grabs a bottle of Rolling Rock. He opens it and takes a swig. He walks into the living room and sits down.

Associate: So what is the plan?

Barney: As you have seen, I am the cruiserweight champion. I am facing Mia Sanchez at Hell on Earth to unify the Cruiserweight and Womens championship. Me, Mooks, and Chambers have to take down The Prophecy. The way to do that is to have me retain the Cruiserweight Championship. Mooks needs to win in the Helldome. Chambers is going to be in it if he survives as well which doubles our chances of winning. We will have the Universal Championship and the Cruiserweight Championship. All that is left is very few belts which will be a great plan indeed.

Associate: Great plan I guess. I hope you know what you are doing. I think you can win if you really try your hardest.

Foley: I can't believe we escaped from the hospital.

Barney: That takes skill that I had. As I said before.. Luna Chick and Mr Amazing.. You Wanna Get Nuts? Lets Get Nuts!

The scene fades to blue.