:::I am inside Green Mansion and walking down to the gym to train for my match. I can't believe that I am working for free. Foley Anderson is in the same boat as me in this situation. He got roped into this somehow. I walk into the gym which has a ring in it because I bought it. Go figure. I don't think I should have to pay for equipment that got broken in a match. Foley Anderson appears.:::
Foley: Are you ready to start training for your match against Seth Stevens and Shadow Warrior?
Barney: Yes I am and I have seen the shit the both of them jive turkey's have been saying about me. Seth Stevens is obviously an idiot because he has said nothing about me that is important so I am going to give him a few things to say by what I say next. You are the worst X-Treme Champion I have ever seen. You can't even match up to the greatness that was Honkey Lighthouse. You are going to be bleeding everywhere. Heck, You left the Dynasty and I don't blame you. You made The Dynasty look bad and should have left weeks ago because you are a joke. I have seen you in action on Impact and its sad because you got lucky in each of your matches. My dance videos have people talking because I am the most handsome wrestler in this match. You both can't match up to the sexiness that is myself. Foley, lets get down to business in the ring.
:::Foley and myself walk into the ring. I grapple with him. He punches me in the face and I go down. He goes to pick me up and goes for the Foleyplex but I block it and nailed a suplex. I climb the top rope and Foley is back up and runs to the ropes and climbs the top and nails a big hip toss from the top rope and we both hit the mat with a huge thud. Oh crap. The ring just broke.
Barney: Ugh... Foley.. Are you okay.. ugh..
Foley: Holy...Crap... I am okay..
:::I get back up and help up Foley. We both manage to get out the ring.:::
Barney: Oh great.. I owe more money..
Foley: What do you mean more money?
Barney: Exactly what I said. I bought this ring at an auction. At least, I still own that time machine. I figure, we can go back to the past and do something major like invest in Nintendo instead of Atari. On second thought, lets go get a job.
Foley: I am not working. I am almost a senior citizen, fool. What happened to the boatload of money you had at one point?
Barney: Don't break the 4th wall buddy with that. Don't try to twist it all around like a zigzag because I don't play like that.
:::I hear my doorbell ring and climb upstairs. I answer the door and see Chuck Norris standing there.:::
Chuck: Epic Fail.
:::I take a Roundhouse kick to the face and fall on the ground as Foley Anderson comes upstairs.:::
Foley: Owned!
:::I watch Foley Anderson shut the door and he helps me up.:::
Barney: Don't even say anything else about Chuck Norris showing up at my house.
Foley: That was funny. Maybe that will cause your brain cells to work.
Barney: Oh shut up! I am going out to work at a store as part of a Promotion that ran were my money comes from what I sell.. I will be back later. Bye.
:::I open the door and head down the steps to my limo which no longer has a driver because I had to cut costs. I get inside the car and drive down to a store and park the limo and get out and walk inside the store and talk to The Associate.:::
Associate: Welcome to Wal*Mart. This is the best retail place to work for. I have been working for Wal*Mart since the 90's now. I have seen people come and go. My hair has left me as well. My wife left me and Im alone. My fish died three days ago.
Barney: That's sad. What am I working on?
Associate: You are working on a register and it should be simple as you have probably done retail before.
Barney: Yes I have but I haven't really held a job in month because my stocks were rising but now they falling and I'm flat broke.
Associate: Best of luck.
:::I walk to the back and grab a blue vest and put it on and walk up front to a register and start working.:::
Barney: Cheers to this.
:::I start serving the customer.:::
Barney: You can't buy cigarettes at this register because of certain regulations. You have to buy them at Register 15.
Customer: Thats unacceptable. Let me speak to your manager because the customer is always right.
Barney: Let me tell you something, buddy, the rules are the same and I don't give a shit if you want cigarettes. Go to Register 15.
Customer: You can take my order and void it out because you suck at Customer Service.
Barney: Fine.. I don't give a shit. I make more money then you do. I am a wrestler for the XWF.
Customer: If that's the case, then why are you working at a Wal*Mart?
Barney: I injured Ryou Bakari Itemri in a match and he died from it so I have to pay his funeral bill. I don't mind doing it again.
Customer: Umm... Bye.
:::I watch the customer run off in fear. Another customer comes up.
Barney: Welcome to Wal*Mart.. What the fuck you want now? I am supposed to making money but you customers are constantly complaining so Fuck You all.