What have I gotten myself into at War Games? Challenging for the Anarchy Tag Team Titles and trying to find a partner is gonna be taxing. I know who I can call upon because it shouldn't be too difficult. Gotta face XXXVI and The Director. I think I can handle this pretty well. Even going into War Games, I am going for the double header. I am gonna nail this like everything else.
The Director. Something that speaks to my past as a Filmmaker even though those days are long past. I can still set up a camera and take you down like its nothing. You are facing a challenge you don't wanna deal with. I am the Daddy of Violence for a reason. I am 41 fucking years old and have been in this place for 16 years of my career. I am not Thunder Knuckles. I don't claim to be a no good bastard. I am a bit evil though. I will do whatever I have to in order to win this match.
XXXVI. That is something else for a name. You can mask up all you want. In fact, The masks don't scare me. You look at my face. You see the age. The scars. I have bled buckets all over the arena. Never hid who I am. Yes, I wear an eye patch but I am blind in one eye. I am crazy enough to rock this like a bat out of hell. You people might be wondering who my partner is for this.
I do have a lot of friends backstage but I figured I'd do this with the closest person left alive in my life. Give it up for Bob Williams. He ain't Smokin' like the former GM but he can throw a mean hook of his own. I taught him enough of the basics. In fact, I'll be back.
Hmm...The Barn man has called upon me to help him. Let me introduce myself a little bit. The names Bob Williams. I have been a security guard for over twenty years at this point in my life. He said it should be an easy match and I won't have have to do much in this ring. i am almost 41 years old myself. I have seen my fair share of freaks and weirdos trying to get places they don't belong. I take care of business.
XXXVI and The Director. You are dealing with a different kind of person. I am making my debut in the XWF by challenging for your titles. I have never wrestled before but seeing people like you roaming around and believing what Barn says, I think I could beat the both of you. I am a security guard who has taken down far worse dredges of society than the two of you.
When I get into the ring, It will be easy once Barney gets finished with the two of you. While you both are dazed, I am gonna hit you with the Stun Gun and get the victory. Then I am gonna throw you both out the arena. You don't mess with mall security. People like us keep the malls safe. Companies invest tons of money into the mall where people are supposed to be able to feel safe. Seeing two people like you walking around makes me so angry. No respect for anything.
Bob, You gotta calm down a bit. Its not like we can shoot these people.
I know but I always got a backup plan for that. Why can we not shoot them and take their belts? You said it would be easy. I've seen your matches, Barn. You hit people with light tubes and have gotten quite a few shiners over the years.
There is a difference between swinging a light tube and firing a gun, Bob. Shooting somebody will get you labeled a psycho. Besides, We want to be left alive and humiliated. You are the first guy to go through my two week boot camp.
I know one things for certain, The ring will be comfortable compared to the crap you put me through. I don't know you could get back up after landing on the ground like that.
Its a simple price to pay, friend. You get to come into your first official match in the place I have made my home for years. It will be easy. Just gotta outlast them two and whoever else wants to step into the ring with us.
Are you sure you can handle this, Barn?
Of course I can. I am Barney Fuckin' Green! The Daddy of Violence. So be prepared XXXVI and The Director. We are coming for you.
Yeah! That's telling them, Barn! We are gonna come in and you are gonna lose to a guy who has never been in the ring before! I am 6'0 and 340 lbs of pure pain coming your way! This security guard has had enough of people taking advantage!
Boston, MA
November 14th, 2025
The scene opens up inside of Boston Common where we see Barney Green, Dressed in black jogging pants and an black jacket. The cold air slowly getting to him. Standing next to him is Bob Williams, whose dressed in his security guard uniform and looking exhausted. Barney goes to speak.
Barney: Now, The ring is gonna be completely different than what I have put you through out here. It will be a bit softer than this ground we have been hitting.
Bob: So why have we been training out in the open like this? This ground hurts!
Barney: You gotta get your body used to falling pretty much. Its simple once you get the hang of it and doesn't hurt as much when we are in an actual ring. I appreciate the fact you agreed to be my partner.
Barney takes a swig from his flask as Bob goes to speak.
Bob: Does that mean I will be getting cheered like you do?
Barney and Bob continue walking as Barney stops at a trash can.
Barney: Once you do something worth cheering for. For our next lesson, I am gonna let you hit me as hard as you can with that trash can.
Bob: Are you sure, Barn?
Barney: Don't be afraid. Just do it!
Bob picks up the trash can and goes to hit Barney with it only for Barney to step out the way and shove Bob to the ground. Barney picks up the fallen trash can and hits Bob with it. Bob lets out a minor groan.
Barney: Never hesitate. Just do it! People aren't gonna wait for you to hit them.
Barney goes to help Bob back to his feet and Bob hits him square in the balls! Barney lets out a mild scream. Barney keels over as Bob gets back to his feet and nails him with a DDT! Thud! Bob goes to speak.
Bob: That's for hitting me with the trash can!
Bob gets back up and Barney chuckles as he gets to his feet.
Barney: Well done, Bob! That was the point of the whole lesson. You caught me off guard and slammed my head into the ground.
Barney and Bob continue walking.
Bob: So whats it like in England?
Barney: It isn't too bad in England. Just gotta get used to the rain and fog everywhere. Its also expensive to smoke cigarettes.
Barney and Bob start walking towards Bob's car. A black Chevy Impala that has seen better days. Bob climbs inside of the car and so does Barney. Bob takes the wheel as Barney takes another swig from his flask.
Bob: I didn't know you actually smoked cigarettes.
Barney: I have no choice in England. They don't have no Grizzly or Kodiak over there. I gotta deal with smoking cigarettes.
Bob: That makes sense. I can't wait to see England with my best friend.
Bob pulls out onto the road. Barney goes to speak.
Barney: Just remember, We cannot act like we do here. We really gotta behave because going to jail isn't fun and it causes an international incident.
Bob: Trust me, I am not a fool. So why did I only get two weeks of training?
Barney: I technically couldn't find another partner and I didn't know that the Anarchy Tag Titles were gonna be on the line as well.
Bob: So I am your last resort?
Barney: Not necessarily. With your size, You have great potential in being unable to knock off your feet. You just gotta work with your size and not try to emulate what I do.
Bob: How come?
Barney: There is a difference. I know what I am capable of and can handle. You gotta be smart. You are technically a 41 year old rookie making your debut on a PPV.
Bob stops at a light and goes to speak.
Bob: That makes sense. So do we bring out the weapons in this match?
Barney: Not unless you wanna cause us to lose. Trust me, The weapons will come later. We just gotta outlast whoever they throw our way.
Bob: Then we break out the weapons?
Barney just shakes his head as Bob starts driving again. Barney goes to speak.
Barney: If you wanna hit somebody with a steel chair after the bell rings signalling we've won or lost, You can do that. Don't do it while the match is going on.
Bob: I just hope you know what you are doing and I cannot wait until we get into the ring. like Meat Loaf said, "If It Ain't Broke, Break It!"
Barney: Not until the match is over. Just leave the strategy to me and we will have a great shot at winning. I know what you and I bring to the table.
The scene fades to black as Bob and Barney continue talking.
