Taking it Back



I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare.
-Al Bundy

And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
-Homer Simpson

I don't have nothing to regret at all in the past, except that I might've unintentionally hurt somebody else or something.
-Jimi Hendrix

Scene: Green Mansion
People: Barney Green, and Foley Anderson
Date: July 31st, 2008
Time: 6:51PM


Barney: Eric is a jackass. Why does he even bother to show up? He knows he is gonna get beat by not just me but Legion as well.. What a disgrace he is. You will see 100% Greenitude. it’s a lifestyle. Anyone who steps in my way will get crushed by the Green Dream. You wanted it that way.. You asked for it. We salute Eric Anderson as the biggest jackass on 2008 for thinking he can take out us both. He will fall flat on his ass.

Foley: Its people like him that makes wrestlers look like idiots. You better believe that and you can bank on it. I bet that his dad used to beat him up a lot. Look at the way he wrestles.

Barney: If I had a son like him, I would have demanded an abortion. In fact, why do you wrestle? You lost how many matches? Hell, I have drawn with you before and this time, it will not happen. I will not stop until you are barely breathing and that is the truth. Will I win? You better believe it. This is my one shot to win. I gotta take advantage. If i win this and the Hart belt, maybe i will move up.

Foley: Exactly.. You gotta think positive and you will move up. If you dont, you stay on Impact and face the losers. This is your one chance to prove everyone wrong and make the Black Order look bad.

Barney: I will rock him so bad that he will think a bus hit him. He will bow down to me. He will get down on his knees and kiss my ass. In fact, i will use whatever it takes to win. You can bet on that because i am the best around. I will not stop until Eric is out cold. He will be begging me to stop as i kick his ass all over the ring.