You Can Call Me Husky

~ Husky Harris- Southern Justice!!! ~

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The scene opens up backstage and we see Husky Harris standing next to Josh Bernard. Josh Bernard goes to speak.

Josh Bernard: Hi Wrestling Fans, Josh Bernard here. I have been called to interview Husky Harris. Now Harris, what made you decide to join WWG?

Husky: You see, I decided to come to a real wrestling promotion and deliver some southern fried justice. I am the tank with the ferrari engine. At least the WWG isn't afraid to call itself a wrestling promotion. *cough*WWE*cough*

Josh: Glad to see you here and hopefully you make an impact. What are your thoughts on your opponent, Gweedo?

Husky: Gweedo is a simple man. I got a great deal of respect for him, I tell you what. I got sumptin' planned for this match. I got a lot of heart for this business. When we meet in that ring, it will be a clubberin that involves a lot of plundah.

Josh: It seems you are prepared for your match this week. I'm going to do a word association with you. If thats okay with you.

Husky: That sounds good. Shoot.

Josh: Barney Green.

Husky: Fun Drunk.

Josh: Joe Hennig.

Husky: Future opponent.

Angelle Laree.

Husky: Nice Ass.

Josh: Thank you for your time and good luck in your match against Gweedo.

Husky: No problem and thank you.

Husky Harris walks off the set and heads into his locker room where his brother, Bo Rotundo, is sitting in a chair.

Bo: I just wanted to wish you good luck, brother.

Husky: Thanks brother. I won't let you or anyone else down when I step out there. I am the army tank with the ferrari engine. I may not be the smallest wrestler out there or the fittest but I will do what I can.

Bo: I'm proud of how far you have come in this business and I hope to one day be just like you.

Husky: You won't be like me because no one can be like each other. We are all human and have our flaws. Something that we deal with. I think you will go far though, Bo.

Bo: Thanks for saying that. I will work hard in my career and try my best.

Husky: Keep at it, Bo. I see you in the future as a star. Anyway, I have to cut a promo for WWG. I will be back later, brother.

Bo: Tear him a new one, bro.

Husky exits his locker room and we see a cameraman.

Cameraman: You ready to go, Husky?

Husky: Yeah. Just give me a cue when you start.

Cameraman: Rolling.

Husky: So Gweedo Krooze. We meet in a match. How fitting. My debut and your return. You are in for a rude awakening though, buddy. This good ole southern boy is going to show you what a tank is capable of. A tank with a ferrari engine. I may have a belly-welly but I will tell you this much, You can't handle me in the ring.

The camera zooms in on Husky.

Husky: Look at the muscles I have. I am pretty agile but don't expect me to do fancy flips like you. Gweedo, my name is Husky Harris. I am a third generation superstar. My father is IRS and my grandfather is Blackjack Mulligan. You can laugh it up at the fact my father was a taxman. I got wrestling in my blood. Something you probably don't have.

The camera zooms out and we see a background with a WWG logo on it and Husky Harris standing there.

Husky: Good luck, Gweedo. I hope you train hard for this match because otherwise, you will get plowed by the tank with the ferrari engine.

The scene fades to black.